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IN MATTERS FOR ALL OF THE SUPERB COURTS
DR. MERLIN F. LUDIKER
Petitioner,
vs.
FRED O. KNIPE
3136 E. Seneca Street
Tucson, Arizona 85716
(520) 327-3368
Respondent.
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CIV-43-99-4578-USA-XXL
MOTION TO FILE
PETITION FOR WRIT OF
HABEAS CORPUS
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1. Petitioner, M.F. Ludiker, without impediment of counsel, hereby petitions this
Honorable Court to issue a writ of habeas corpus releasing petitioner from the actual custody of
Respondent. Dr. Ludiker's continuing detention is in violation of his Constitutional right to Freedom of
Free-range Speaking, the appropriate remedy being his immediate release and appearance before
whatsoever gathering of lawyers as designated to conduct a Hearing to Adjudge the Character of Dr.
Ludiker.
PARTIES
2. Petitioner is a free-range savant of indeterminate nationality, a character wholly
created by Respondent in his self-interest for the purpose of entertaining lawyers at their social events.
3. Respondent is a writer of experience and renown.
STATEMENT OF FACTS
4. Merlin Fledermaus ("Flaus") Ludiker stands accused by the scientific community of,
inter alia, fraud, unsupported claims of expert knowledge, and the use of false credentials. Also of
breathtaking vanity, playing fast and loose with scientific principles, and making light of the most serious
matters. However, Dr. Ludiker is an entirely fictitious character and as such is entitled to freedoms not
accorded ordinary persons. In recent years, in order to establish his high value, and to relieve the
discomfort of suppressed wisdom, supra, Dr. Ludiker has repeatedly escaped custody of
Respondent to deliver addresses before many of the nation's most respected lawfirms. The clear
benefits therefrom, as attested unanimously by said lawfirms, infra, are the only matters at issue.
They include the demonstrated healing power of shared laughter upon a much-abused legal profession, and
recorded quantum increases in collegiality, supra dupra.
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Habeas Corpus